If we’re dating there is like a 90% chance that I’ll watch your tv shows with you and make out with you during commercial breaks and fall asleep on your lap halfway through the program.
what would the other 10% be
me eating all your food
we live in a largely Christian society that turns its nose up at teen mums, despite the fact that the Holy Mary conceived Jesus when still a teenager.
Not exactly the same situation.. Nice try though
If you don’t use an empty house to sing obnoxiously and off key in your underwear you are doing life wrong